Influence of Music – People taking music to the word; literally.

:: Married couple Dominic and Sylvia Jacobs from Sacramento, California were found passed out at the front of the Brooklyn Bridge sign this past week. The local hospital reported that the couple had collapsed from sleep deprivation. After awaking, Sylvia said, “It was only a 45-hour drive. MCA, Mike D and Ad-Rock shouted that we couldn’t sleep till Brooklyn”. The members of The Beastie Boys had no comment about this other than, “At least they didn’t go out searching for the Brass Monkey!” ::

:: A lawsuit is being executed against music legend Van Morrison for his neglect and discrimination of women with colored eyes that aren’t brown. One hazel-eyed woman stated, “There is no difference between women of different eye colors, this isn’t like a blonde vs. a redhead where color matters.” Morrison’s lawyer had no comment on this accusation.::

:: Where does forever go? It’s been a month and the group of explorers from across the nation still have not found an end to the Strawberry Field patch in California. Splitting their team into two, with one heading up and  the other down the coast, neither team has come across any sign of the field ending; however, rumor has it that these strawberries are having some hallucinogenic side-effects. So be aware of magic berries. ::

:: Students from NYU are still in awe over the three students who have been MIA for over a month. Mary Jane was seen driving drunk out of campus shouting, “Margaritaville, we can find it…”. Her roommate stated that “Mary Jane” was not her actual name, but what she was known by. The voyage started just over a month ago and the only place the group was spotted at a buffet in Chugwater, Wyoming.”