Mr. Dylan,

             For the fourth and final time, stop sending us your demos. YOU SOUND LIKE SHIT. Take some of that Greenwich Village rent money and go purchase yourself auto-tune for Christ’s sake. Oh and hey, do u think you could write a slightly longer song? Six verses? Do you think a bunch of fourteen year olds have the attention span to sit there and memorize that? You’ve got a lot to learn about the way this business works son.

                                                                                     Sincerely,

                                                                                                    VP A&R Sony Records