Ben Graef helps Sony/BMG get hip

A&R Man Marty Kafafian rejects Bob Dylan

Joe Regina sends an Open Letter To Britney and Christina

Jeremiah Kaufman raps about guns

Dave Kuenzler redefines PRMC (the C stands for castration)

Brett Oronzio wonders about "new" music

Dan Utano writes David Draiman to assure him he's unDisturbed.

Marty Kafafian has heard the promised land

Eva Fazzari will take romance, hip-hop bitch and ho style

Jim Stroh shows you how you, too, can make yourself a Metal God

Paul Chiesa messes with the mosh pit

Paige DeFrancesco Pulls music stories from today's headlines

Scott Brennan presents the 10 Commandments of Emo

Sing along with Marty: Who Can Afford to be a Hippy?

Thomas Halter wonders, Who's a punk?